This morning 9am in a non-descript training room covered in fluoresence and bad carpet somewhere in the CBD.
I sat.
The IT trainer entered the room. He resembled a hamburger in a suit sweating from every pore.
"Hello and welcome to RIM training."
The trainer remained deadpanned as he pointed to the words on the whiteboard:
"RIM : Records Information Management or as I like to call it ....rimming."
I searched the training room for a hidden camera or some sort of hearing device; this had to be a joke right? What was it? Catch Out The Homosexual?
The entirely "straight" class continued to look "straight" ahead without a flinch as Mr Hamburger "rimmed" his way through the seminar.
Our organisation has a new data management system and it's called RIM.
There has got to be a homosexual somewhere in IT who is having the biggest laugh on this.
I cannot wait for the posters.
Cxx
2 comments:
How interesting! Before I retired the organisation I worked for introduced a records management system called TRIM. I never mastered it but I suspect I would have been far more adept with RIM!
How long before someones submits a sexual harrassment claim at your workplace?
ha ha! That's marvellous! Just imagine the fun you can have with that - ask the nice hot straight boys "Are you any good with Rimming?" LOL
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