Wednesday 11 March 2009

Who Would Have Guessed?

Well the bitch is back.

You really didn't think I'd gone had I? As my friend Betty has always said, there's no better pick me up than to kill yaself and go to your own funeral. I thoroughly recommend it.

I feel better than Whitney in a crackden.......thanks to all your kind comments. Vvvv. nice.

So ya. Am back. But I have some new rules so as to avoid potential past emotional time bombs. From now on tmc will be lighter than a Hollywood lunch; no more Dr Phil Oprah my mother is sleeping with my plant how do I feel about this palava. I am putting my Freud handibook away and pulling out that great dinner party ice-breaker......two dimensionality.

Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride..........

C