Below is a msn chat conversation Judy (the one on the right) and I had last night whilst we were both surfing Manhunt (a gay 'dating' website...i use the term loosely!)
I think we both need help.
Paul is Judy. I (Colin) am JC
Paul says: is this it?
JC says:oh my god hi
JC says:I'm never going to be able to put up my nudey pics again
JC says:LOL
Paul says:fabulous...like I need another way to communicate to you....
Paul says:lol
Paul says:lol
Paul says:lololololololololl
Paul says:get out
Paul says:call an olsen
JC says:on quick dial
JC says:her secuirty just arrived
JC says:without the lube
JC says:it's a disaster
Paul says:look at "tattman"
JC says:yes
JC says:omg
JC says:he's gorgeous
JC says:i've never seen him before
JC says:great tatts
JC says:he's hot
Paul says:i know but he wanted to take pix
JC says:call me a Leibowitz
Paul says:oh puh-leeeese..annie
JC says:just shoot me
JC says:no flashes
JC says:they burn
Paul says:dial 911...i'm on fire
JC says:hand me the spatchelor
Paul says:dirtyboimatt
JC says:goodness
JC says:direct
JC says:hot
JC says:of course
Paul say:i jst collapsed
JC says:call me an olsen
Paul says:bear_sub
JC says:vomit
Paul says:spruiker
JC says:maybe we should do gordon's bay tomorrow
Paul says:i'm listening to alison moyet.
JC says:it's supposed to be beautiful
JC says:and lots of poofs
Paul says:what?
Paul says:oh yes
Paul says:it's there
JC says:that's what this guy on manhunt is suggesting
Paul says:about quarter passed 9
Paul says:hay?
Paul says:i mean hey?
JC says:sounds super
Paul says:bravo.....hiccup...
JC says:god am out of cigarettes
Paul says: i'me sending some over
JC says:with the security i hope
JC says:now where is gordon's bay
Paul says: at gordon's
Paul says:malibu99
JC says:excellent
JC says:we should do it
JC says:this guy said its great
JC says:my god yeah
JC says:ur moving into my genre
JC says:get out
Paul says:whats great?
Paul says:am i?
Paul says:whoops sorry
JC says:LOL
JC says:just kidding
JC says:he's hot
JC says:like my back
Paul says:sorbalene doll
JC says:yeah
JC says:with a spatchelor
JC says:it's so much fun
Paul says:did you feel like a turkey?
JC says:just my back
JC says:it will be fine by the morning
JC says:i'll do another application soon
JC says:now
Paul say:oh sheezus...i am so desperate for anything
JC says: am findingout where gordon's baY IS
JC says:yeah
JC says:they'd have to hang me from the ceiling
Paul says:is that all? you're lucky....
JC says:ha ha
Paul says:no one says they have a coastal home
JC says:ok....it's between clovelly and coogee
JC says:perfect for james and hargan
Paul says:we have to stop this....i'm addicted to our conversations
JC says:we should be tapingthis
JC says:our first
JC says:book
JC says:coversations with us
JC says:Talking to Ourselves
JC says:the sequel
JC says:Answering BAck
Paul says:getting out of pheonix? perhaps.....
JC says:Stuck in Phoenix
JC says:....more like it
Paul says:i was happy in pheonix???????
JC says:LOL
JC says:Remembering Phoenix
Paul says:who was pheonix?
JC says:she was the one with the perm
Paul says:the permanent what?
JC says:curly hair
Paul says:vodka & dry...doll?
JC says:send it with Mary Kate
JC says:she's the one in the coat
JC says:looking worried
JC says:and hungry
Paul says:i'm messaging you from stonewall...
Paul says:OMG! now i want to go out....
JC says:ha ha
JC says:luv i can barely walk let alone go out
JC says:i would have to go out topless
JC says:LOL
Paul says:sooooooooooooooo not going out, about collapse into bed
JC says:no darl
JC says:nor am i
JC says:am applying more sorbolene
JC says:this is so much fun
Paul say:i can ONLY imagine
JC says:www.alubali.com
JC says:that's the name of the place in bali
JC says:where this guy i know stays
JC says:him and his partner go there twice a year
Paul says:i'm going to bed doll......talk in the morning.
JC says:yeah doll
JC says:just look at the website
JC says:before u go to bed
JC says:it's gorgeous
JC says:hi doll
JC says:am just going to bed now
Paul says:How did we get here?
JC says:I think we might be dead
Paul:What a relief, good night.
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